PISSING T SHIRT

Beneath the swept wings of our beautiful jet-liner
you can see the big and disgusting polluted world.
This is a new kind of experience in flying.
You cruise at 600 miles an hour, yet seem suspended
in space, without vibrations in total relax.
Doomsday society is the only airline company who let
you open the window and piss all over the world
from the highest place you will ever see.
Any passenger who has already ridden our jet-liner, has reported a remarkable sense of security.
A magical and effortless fliyng experience is
waiting for you.
Our jet liners will be in service over the atlantic, across
Europe and U.S.A.
Ask your travel agent to book your ticket on our magnificent jet-jet liner, , the most thoroughly flight tested
aircraft ever to enter commercial service.

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