STRIPED STINKY BUTT T SHIRT
Are you tired of people?
Are you happy when you are alone?
Have you ever thought about running
away from society?
Stinky butt club is the shirt for you,
wear it and fart as much as you want.
Your dream has finally come true,
no more people in your way,
no more pain in the ass asking you out for a drink,
no stable relationship,
just you, your beautiful new shirt
and the world to explore in silence and relaxation.
Doomsday society assumes no responsibility
for any deaths caused by the nauseating
stench of your farts.